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December 26, 2007
The Worst Taxi Drivers in the World
Okay, I admit. I have not been around the world, so I might be wrong. Yet in my experience, Panamanian (or perhaps I should say Panama City's) taxi drivers are the worst.
They are not bad at driving by any means. They tend to go respectable speeds - not terrifyingly fast, nor annoyingly slow - and their cars are usually in adequate condition. They do not execute maneuvers that you would expect to see in a NASCAR race, nor in a Hollywood movie, nor in a Hollywood movie about NASCAR like our hometown drivers sometimes do. We have definitely had more white-knuckled moments in Guadalajara than we have had here.
No, the cab drivers in Panama City are bad because they seem reluctant to have customers. In other places we have been, when we are standing on a corner or walking along the street, taxi drivers will slow down as they pass and ask, "Taxi?" At other times, maybe if they do not see us, we will flag them down to get them to take us from one place to another. At worst, they suggest a price that is ridiculous and we reject their offer. It is a rare occurrence when one cannot negotiate a deal of some kind to get you where you need to go.
In Panama City, such is not the case. Cab drivers do not seem very interested in getting you where you want to go, regardless of the fact that you will pay them to do it.
One of the first few days that were were in town, we had gone over to the Museo de Arte Contemporaneo, and we were trying to get over to El Pavo Real, an English pub that was like a 5 minute drive away by cab. We had to wait a long time, as most of the passing taxis already had passengers. Yet eventually, we got a cab to stop. Shawn told the driver that we wanted to go to El Pavo Real. He shook his head and drove off. This left us flabbergasted. We did not have any idea why he did not want the fare, but he obviously did not.
We tried again, only to have the same reaction from the driver. The place to which we were going was not in a bad neighborhood, and it is not in a dangerous area. It is not that the cab drivers did not know the location. That was our first hypothesis to disprove, so Shawn got out a detailed map of Panama City and had it ready to show to the second driver. Yet that did not seem to make a difference. He also dismissed us and zoomed off.
The same thing happened a third time, then a fourth. The fourth driver explained that we wanted to go in the other direction, so he would have to turn around in order to take us. Then he drove off. True, it was in the other direction, but it was not on that same road. It was not like he would have to make a U-turn on a busy road to get us there. He could have turned right, gone a few blocks, then turned right again.
On the fifth try, we got a cab to take us, but instead of telling him that we wanted to go to El Pavo Real, we told him that we wanted to go to a large, well-known hotel and casino that was right across the street from where we were staying, the Wyndham Grand Veneto. This was only about four or five blocks from the English pub, but after the hassle of trying to get a cab, we were not interested in anything but going back to our hotel.
The next evening, we tried to take a cab to a Thai restaurant that we had read about in a guide book. We were worried that maybe it was no longer around, so we explained to the taxi driver that we are vegetarians and asked if he had heard of the place. We thought maybe, if he had heard of it, would know if they had vegetarian dishes and if it was any good. He had not heard of it, and when he could not find it, he stopped to ask a guy working as a valet for a nearby restaurant about it. The valet indicated that indeed it had been where we thought it should be, and then he told us it was no longer there. He suggested Madame Chang's, a Chinese restaurant nearby, and we thought that sounded okay. We asked the cab driver to take us there, and he said he would, but he had to go down the street, then turn around to come back on the street where Madame Chang's was located.
He started to do this, then he ended up stopping in front of some other restaurant and asking if we wanted to eat there. We told him that we were really in the mood for Asian food, because we felt we would have a better chance of being able to get vegetarian food, so we would preer Madame Chang's. He pulled back onto the street, turned a few corners, and then, at a place called "Crepes and Waffles," he pulled into their parking lot. He asked the valet there, "Do they have vegetarian food here?" The valet there confirmed that they did: crepes and waffles. He then turned around to us and asked if we wanted to eat there. We politely tried to tell him that we understood that we could eat there, but that we really were in the mood for something else, like, oh, Madame Chang's that we'd indicated that we wanted to go to multiple times. His response was, "This place has food!"
We paid him and got out of the car, deciding that it was not worth the hassle of arguing with him about it any longer. The valet began to guide us to the stairs for Crepes and Waffles, yet he seemed to understand completely what I meant when I thanked him and explained that we wanted something a bit more exotic. We finally encountered a great place called Habibi's which serves great Leganese food, but the experience left us really cold on Panamanian taxi drivers. Why he even asked what we wanted, since he was going to take us to some random place of his choosing anyway, did not make sense.
Whe had a similar problem trying to get to the Museo de Arte Contemporaneo, wherein the taxi driver pulled up and stopped in front of the Museo de Antropología, telling us we had arrived at our destination. Shawn pointed out that it was not the right museum, that the one we wanted to go to was on a different street and had a large park across from it. The only thing across the street from the museum where we were then parked was a row of tall office buildings. It was clearly the wrong museum. It took some coaxing and demonstrating that we were not going to pay until he took us to the proper museum before he drove the three or so blocks more to the proper location.
Of course, not all taxi drivers in Panama are this way, and we were happy to find an exception one night while we were out walking about and trying to find a specific bar. More like the cab drivers we were used to from other places, this guy came up to us and asked if we wanted a ride. We told him we were not going far - less than 10 blocks - and he offered to take both of us in his air-conditioned van for two dollars. (In Panama, even at night, the idea of being able to pay a couple of dollars to go even a short distance in air-conditioned comfort is very attractive.) He was pleasant, obviously knew the city, and took us exactly where we wanted to go, not just where he wanted to take us.
He gave us his card and a couple of days later, when we wanted someone to drive us around the city to do the few remaining things on our list, here and there about town, we called him. He not only drove us around, but he gave us some great information on the city. When Shawn wanted to take some photos of a government building exterior, he excused himself for a bit, and when he came back, explained that he had arranged with the rector an invitation to come inside to take photos. After I fell in a hole while shooting photos, scraping my knee and muddying my pants, he stopped and bought alcohol to clean my wound and a rag to help me clean up my pants.
It was nice to find such a gem, after dealing with what seemed to us to be the worst taxi drivers in the world.
If you need a driver in Panama, we highly recommend him. His name is Roger O. Caparroso, and his cell phone number is +507 6634-2482. He has an email address too, but I do not want to publish it here for fear that he will end up getting lots of spam and scam emails. If you are interested, drop me a line in the comments below and I'll send you his address. Oh, and he speaks both Spanish and English.
Posted by crispy at December 26, 2007 12:15 AM
Comments
I had trouble pasting this from Pages, and it was all done plumdog run together, so I separated things the old fashioned way, with slashes and ellipses.
Nothing can stop me!
> The same thing happened a third time,
> then a fourth
You probably shouldn’t have worn your “Hail your new godking, Central Amerikan louts” George Bush T-shirts.
> They do not execute maneuvers that you
> would expect to see in a NASCAR race, nor
> in a Hollywood movie, nor in a Hollywood
> movie about NASCAR like our hometown
> drivers sometimes do.
They don’t turn left? Sounds like some don’t anyway.
> We politely tried to tell him that we
> understood that we could eat there,
> but that we really were in the mood
> for something else, like, oh, Madame
> Chang's that we'd indicated that we
> wanted to go to multiple times. His
> response was, "This place has food!"
You can’t argue with that logic. Still, that is insane!
> If you need a driver in Panama, we
> highly recommend him. His name is
> Roger O. Caparroso, and his cell
> phone number is +507 6634-2482.
No one will call him now because you probably stiffed him on the tip. Or
> He has an email address too, but I do
> not want to publish it here for fear that
> he will end up getting lots of spam and
> scam emails.
What about the kickback scam you two have going by featuring him on your highly popular website?
[crispy says: Yeah, I can barely afford the hosting because my site gets so much traffic. Actually, to be honest, someone did apparently find my dentist through my blog, as she mentioned to her that she'd read about her on the Internet, and my blog is the only Internet representation she has.]
Posted by: Mark Allen at December 27, 2007 07:33 PM
HI!I AM VERY SAD FOR READ ALL THIS,I AM a taxi driver here in Panama,and i hope next time you will have more lucky,you can read recommendation from customers of mine in California about my cab services, in the L.A.Times News, or in Trip Advisor site, i think all that problems with cab drivers, maybe happened because the did not understood english words, sorry for your bad experience.
Have a nice weekend and Happy New Year!
[crispy says: Like I said, I realize my experience is not all-encompasing. Still, I want to point out that when communicating with the locals in Spanish-speaking countries, we never presume they speak English. Some do, but if they don't we manage with our moderate Spanish capabilities. We spoke to all the aforementioned cab drivers in Spanish and they still behaved like jerks.]
Posted by: Ignacio Vigil at December 28, 2007 09:29 PM
dial this # for your compliments,try...if does't work,EAT SHIT!!!JERK,OF COURSE,this site suck no body visit it.
[crispy says: Wow, that's fantastic! You have captured the attitude and the dialect of the Panamanian cab driver perfectly!]
Posted by: 1-800-eat-shit at January 30, 2008 03:59 PM